WIFE: What would you do if i died?Would you get married again?
Husband: No...how can I think of marrying?
Wife- Why not?
You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married
Husband: ...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...
Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...
Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you
Wife: Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?
Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: no... its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..
Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No..how can I... it has your memories attached
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, never. Her size is '7', and yours is 9
Wife:
--silence-
Husband:
'Shiiit'...!!!
Husband's funeral is on Wednesday, please attend.....
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