Sunday, 6 March 2016

A touching love story...

WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?


Husband: No...how can I think of marrying?
Wife- Why not?
You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married
Husband: ...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...
Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...

Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you

Wife: Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?

Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.

Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: no... its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..

Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband: No..how can I... it has your memories attached
I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband: No, never. Her size is '7', and yours is 9

Wife:
--silence-

Husband:
'Shiiit'...!!!

Husband's funeral is on Wednesday, please attend.....

          

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